Google searches

Often when someone types in a question to a Google search they are fortunate enough to be directed here. According to my Clicky account these are the most popular Google searches that land here on my blog.

How to make your headboard not hit the wall

It seem that crocheted kitten pillows seem to do the trick.

Did I mention she gave me a cute crochet dog pillow for Christmas:)

Apt managers that make up stories

Trust me even in my most wild imagination I could never make up this kind of stuff.

What to get your apartment manager for Christmas

Well since you asked here are a few things I am in need of...

This

This

This

So you better get shopping.

How to become an apartment manager

This is probably the most popular Google search that lands on my blog.

Ironic isn't it?

I am thinking they probably changed their minds.

How to get rid of girlfriend

Ummmm...I am not sure if there is any of my posts that could possidbly help someone with this.

I mean, it sounds a little scary.

Have you ever thought about dumping her?

Just a thought.

Maybe show her your apartment.

How to get rid of loud neighbors

This is very simple.

Move.

Good excuse for not paying rent.

Death

How to find a high horn dog?

Start Here and then possible check out your apartments "gym"

I am also thinking Kevin might be able to help you find one.

(honestly, who googles this?)

Now I am off to start the Christmas celebration festivities.

Crossing my fingers and toes that we don't have any "emergencies" over the next four days.

Cuz my vacation officials starts at 5:01pm today!

Merry Christmas Friends.

Coming back after Christmas with a give away and apartment photos that will put Kevin to shame. :)