>> Tuesday, April 22, 2014
Happy Happy EARTH DAY!
In honor of earth day, I wanted to share two of my favorite Turbo stories.
Who is Turbo you ask?
Turbo was a lovely tenant who was related to the owner, and fortunately for me, and I mean that in every sarcastic way possible, babysitting this 45 year old man was part of my undisclosed job duties.
Basically it says that this area contains chemicals that are known to cause birth defects and cancer. Honestly, it isn't the most comforting thing to read when you are waiting in the drive-thru at Jack-N-The-Box. I once found this sign mounted to a box of metal folding chairs at Costco. I stood there for several minutes, debating if I should buy the folding chairs that I specifically went there to get, since Thanksgiving was the next day, and procrastination is basically my middle, last, and maiden name. I ultimately declined, since giving everyone food poisoning was my biggest concern, and I imagine giving everyone cancer and babies with extra limbs would be far worse.
Anyways, I digress.
Because apparently red paint wont stifle the doors attempts at procreation as opposed to the brown paint we were planning on.