>> Wednesday, January 8, 2014

I don't understand....

how everyone has a lawyer on retainer but me. 

how any spot on the wall is considered deadly black mold, and requires an angry call to the apartment manager, until proven otherwise. 

why anyone would flush a daed hamster down the toilet.

how to eat pomegranate.

why certain tenants think their downstairs, upstairs, next-door and across the walkway neighbors want to hear them having sex. Take it down a notch and close the window. 

why an apartment is uninhabitable only after being served eviction papers. 

why anyone would think 2 a.m. is the perfect time to call for rental information. 

how needing help with a zipper falls under maintenance emergency. 



Anonymous January 9, 2014 at 9:30 AM  

You're welcome :)

Anonymous January 9, 2014 at 9:38 AM  

I get call every night for someone looking for rental information. Hello? We don't rent to tweekers.

Anonymous January 9, 2014 at 10:50 AM  

Fun Blog

Chris January 10, 2014 at 12:03 PM  

Eviction is the worst part of this job, by far.

Helen February 12, 2014 at 1:36 PM  

Oh my goodness. Your patience astounds me! Also, your blog cracks me up. :)

Karen October 17, 2014 at 1:04 PM  

The worse tenants are the ones that are served a 30 day.

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