Expectant Behavior of Tenants

>> Sunday, August 4, 2013

Submitted by Rob B.

Dear Inconsiderate Lazy Slobs,

You may continue to use the sink for disposal of dryer lent. 

All others please use trash can provided below. 

Thanks,
Management 



ATTENTION:
This coin operated laundry equipment is extremely expensive.

Anyone caught prying/bending/breaking/or damaging these machines will be arrested and held by me (THE MANAGER) and the police will be called. You will be charged with misdemeanor (Over $500) vandalism and theft. And you will be hauled off to jail to meet your cellmate and master BUBBA, The Destroyer.
And you’re butt  will be sold and or traded for cigarettes.

You and/or whoever you are staying with will be given a “Five day evection notice” (For intentional damage to property exceeding $400) and kicked to the curb.
NO EXCEPTIONS!


If you think you are too slick to ever get caught;
please do us all a favor, find a dictionary and look up the word “Stupid”

Is that a picture of you?
Or do you only pose for mug shots?

Thanks again,

The management.



Unless you are trying to get a good laugh, please don't complain about your neighbors music the day after you blasted yours throughout most the night. 

Fighting with spouses/girlfriends/boyfriends/roommates/parents/etc will be tolerated only as long as we can get it on camera and can post it on YouTube.

If you feel like complaining about your neighbor, please remember you are likely equally as annoying. 

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

Stones can be purchased at the mangers apartment Monday thru Friday 8:00am-5:00pm
Only $5.99 each(cash only)
Get two for the price of one on weekends and holidays. 

Not responsible for injuries resulting from misuse of this product

Thanks again,
Management 

8 comments:

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