I Can't Pay My Rent This Month Because...

"The Heat chocked and lost the &*%$*& series."

"My grandma is visiting, and I want to take her out to a nice dinner."

"The gardeners start mowing the %$#&@ lawn before noon every $%&#$-in week, and I should have peace and quiet until a reasonable hour." 

"I don't have washer and dryer hook-ups in my apartment, and I hear the complex across the street does."

"I think my apartment is haunted."

If you have a good Excuse for not Paying Rent, send it to apartmentmanagersblog@gmail.com

Thanks--Oaks Apartments, Gena P., Tay Y, Greg W, and Me.