Yes, She Was Approved

Showing an apartment to a woman relocating to the area so she can start her residency at the local hospital...

"What's this?" She asks.

Me: "it's the kitchen."

Her: "What's it for?"

Me: "To cook food."

Her: "Then what's this for?"

Me: "That's the living room."

Her: "what's it for?"

Me: "You can put a couch in there, or a television if you like."

Her: "but what is it for?"

Me: "I'm not sure what you're asking. It's a living room."

She shakes her head, looking at me as if I am a poor, uneducated idiot. "Never mind, can you tell me what that room is for?"

Me: "Um, it's the bathroom."

Her: "What's it for?"

Note to self: in case of medical emergency, drive one more city over.