Why Do I Ask Questions?

Tenant: I need to get an extra transmitter for the gate, a parking pass and key for my daughter.

Me: Sure, is she going to be staying with you?

Tenant: Yes, but not legally.

Me: Legally?

Tenant: Yeah, she can’t live here legally.

Me: Why?

Tenant: Because she can’t be within 100 yards of me.

Me: Uh, why?

Tenant: Because of the restraining order

Naturally.