Probably the most pathetic tenant ever

Here is a good one from my LA days...

One day this particular tenant was microwaving a Lean Cuisine

While watching TV

And blow drying their hair

When the power went out

This tenant figured out that there must be a power outage

You know because Los Angeles often has major power outages

So this tenant sat there

Then read a little

Called their mom on their cell phone

Did the dishes

After about two hours this tenant thought she might as well head for a walk

As this tenant headed down the stairs they saw that their neighbor was watching TV

Huh?

So this tenant went and knocked on their managers door

This manager had a big belly

And liked to wear nothing but boxers

Not that that has anything to do with this story

But just in case you were making a mental image

Anyways

I digress...

The manager told this tenant that they should probably check their circuit breaker

The tenant looked at the manager confused

"Where is that?"

The manager said it was on the wall near the bathroom

So the tenant went and looked at their circuit breaker

There were a bunch of switches

The tenant wasn't really sure what to do with all these switches

So the tenant went back down to the managers door and explained that the circuit breaker had too many switches

So the manager threw a robe on and huffed and puffed as he climbed the stairs into this tenants apartment

He opened the circuit breaker box

Pointed to the switch that was in a different direction than all the other switches

And told the tenant to switch it to match the other switches

So the tenant switched it over

And the power turned on!

That tenant was me

Don't worry

It has come full circle

Many

Many

Many

Times

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